While in Fairview, I drove past a rice store and absolutely had to pull over to take a picture of the names the vendor gave to each variety of rice he’s selling. Vendors are no longer supposed to specify the variety of rice, but this one got creative by coming up with different names to distinguish his wares.

Of all these varieties, “Nakakawala ng Problema” is the best-seller. According to the vendor, he did this to puta smile on the faces of his buyers or anyone who comes across his store. Mission accomplished, we say.